Friday, June 16, 2006


Salut!! Mr.Chopra

Ever wondered why Hindi films are made in the first place? The melodrama, the running around the trees, the half-naked ladies dancing in the rain and the latest entrants-the so called over weight sex symblols..`a l`a Mallika Sherawat and the likes........ Well, Hindi movies are breathtakingly stupid to say so....
For now, let us talk about the baap and the biggest anguish produced by the Hindi film industry....Please give a standing ovation to the ever-ageing, ever romantic, the man who adds revenue to the chiffon industry-Mr. Yash Chopra......applause guys.....there is no one better than him..don't forget.
AlthoughI sincerely pray to Mr. Chopra to please stop making MOVIES, would bring it to his notice that romance doesnt rule the world, old man!!! And let me remind you, chiffon sarees do not make ur heroines irresisitible and provoking for the heroes......See what happens when you make duds like Veer Zara and Fanaa!! Huge star casts doesnt help to sail through......Cinema is a creative medium and one's expression through the lenses....You certainly do not have the liberty to encroach it.
Thanks to you, we have directors like Karan Joar and Kunal Kohli who claim to be your protege, and again they know nothing about cinema. No wonder we have disasters in movies..like Kabhie KHushi Kabhi Gham and Mujhse Dosti Karoge. Sir(sorry cant help it) movies are not about just roping in AB and making Sridevi or Shahrukh dance in Amsterdam and Locarno.
Let's talk about Fanaa.....the latest in ur kitty......would you call that a movie in the first place? tell me one reason why we must spend some 200 bucks......dude, u can get a good branded T instaed? Well I can come up with many reasons for not watching the movie!!!! To start with, a terrible storyline, melodramatic music, over the top acting(you didn't even spare the ever so charming Aamir Khan), and if you say, you brought Kajol back in action.....I would say you shoul
have let her be where she was. Atleast she would not have been a part of the catastrphe called Fanaa!
Mr. Chopra, you are ageing and are almost in your 80's You have received more than you ever wanted from the film industry..You have received as many awards that ever existed..no doubt they are rigged....So a humble request from a person who finds cinema as an expressive medium and wishes to survive inspite of watching your horrible work. For homework, you can go through the works of Hrishikesh Mukherjee, Satyajit Ray, Guru Dutt, Bimal Roy who knew what cinema meant. So Chopra dude, relax in your palatial abode and let the world rest in peace.

1 comment:

Pujya said...

Fanna sucks to core...
one more thing indian film makers must keep in mind is that...please dont take heroines who are married and are mothers and if u take, for god sake dont make them dance in rain..it puts all of us to shame!!!